Key takeaways
- Transport, weigh-in, harness, queue, jump, retrieval and the drive back.
- Your weight in marker pen, read at the platform to select and set the cord.
- You watch several people go before you do, which is either helpful or not.
- You are lowered to it from the bottom of the bounce and brought back up.
Arriving
Whether you come on the transfer or drive yourself, the first thing that happens is check-in at the visitor centre on the road side of the gorge. Paperwork, a waiver, and confirmation of what you have booked.
Then the weigh-in. Scales, in the open, and your weight in kilograms written on the back of your hand in marker pen.
From there you can see the bridge, the platform and, usually, somebody jumping off it. That view while you are waiting is either the most useful preparation available or the worst thing that could be happening, depending entirely on the person.
It is worth deciding in advance whether watching helps you. Some people are visibly steadied by seeing five strangers step off and come back grinning; others find that each one raises the stakes. If you know you are the second kind, look at the gorge rather than the platform and let the crew tell you when it is your turn.
The harness
A body harness goes on as a backup, and the primary attachment is a towel wrapped and strapped around the ankles with the cord clipped to it. That arrangement is what produces the classic upside-down bungy image and it is considerably more comfortable than it looks.
The crew fit it, check it, and check it again. Watching them do it for the person in front of you is reassuring in a way no amount of website copy can be.
Once your ankles are tied you shuffle rather than walk, which is why the last few steps to the edge look the way they do in every video.
The walk out
Along the bridge deck to the platform in the middle of the span. This is the part almost everybody names afterwards as the worst, and it is worth knowing that in advance so it does not come as a surprise.
It takes long enough for the mind to work, and the mind works. The drop is visible the whole way, the river is audible, and there is nothing to do except keep going.
The crew talk to you throughout, which helps more than it sounds like it should.
There is also a small mercy built into the shuffle. Because your ankles are tied you cannot take a normal stride, which means the walk is slow and the pace is set for you rather than by you. Several people say afterwards that not being able to hurry was the thing that stopped them turning round.
The walk out along the deck to the platform
The edge
Toes over, arms out, and a countdown. Three, two, one, bungy.
Some people go on one. Some people need a second count, or a third, and the crew will run as many as it takes without any impatience at all. Some people do not go, and that is dealt with equally matter-of-factly.
What almost nobody does is jump before the count. Whatever else is happening, the countdown is the thing everybody holds onto.
The jump and the retrieval
Three seconds down, the cord takes you, and you bounce. The oscillation takes longer than the fall and by the second or third rebound most people have arrived back in their own head.
Then a boat comes out beneath you on the river and you are lowered to it, or you are winched back to the bridge, depending on the day and the setting. If you took a water touch you will be wet by this point.
From the river it is a short walk and a climb back up to the centre, which is the moment most people start talking and do not stop.
The other thing nobody expects is how quiet it is at the bottom. The gorge swallows the noise from the deck, the river is loud but steady, and hanging over it waiting for the boat is a genuinely peaceful thirty seconds sandwiched between two of the least peaceful minutes of the year.
Afterwards
Photos and video are ready at the centre, which is included in what you have paid. There is a shop and there is somewhere to sit while your legs remember what they are for.
The transfer back to Queenstown runs when the group is complete. That interval is one of the more entertaining parts of the day, because everybody on the bus has just done the same thing and none of them can talk about anything else.
A certificate is part of it, and it is exactly as silly and as pleasing as that sounds.
The ratio, stated plainly
Two and a half hours for a few seconds of falling. If that seems like a poor exchange written down, it is worth saying that essentially nobody reports feeling that way afterwards.
The waiting is part of the experience rather than a deduction from it. The anticipation, the watching, the walk and the countdown are what the day is made of; the fall is the punctuation at the end of it.
It also means the whole thing fits inside a morning, which for a busy Queenstown itinerary is exactly right.
Two and a half hours, and about four seconds of falling
Check datesBefore you book
How long does the whole visit take?
Why do they write on your hand?
What is the harness like?
How long do you wait?
What if I need more than one countdown?
How do you get down from the cord?
When do I get the photos?
Is two and a half hours for four seconds worth it?
The visit, in order
Check in and sign
At the visitor centre on the road side of the gorge, with the bridge in view.
Weigh in
Scales, and your weight in kilograms written on the back of your hand in marker pen.
Harness and ankle tie
A body harness as backup, with the cord clipped to a padded ankle wrap. Checked, then checked again.
The walk out
Shuffling along the deck to the platform in the middle of the span. The part most people name as the worst.
The countdown
Toes over, arms out, three, two, one. As many counts as you need.
Retrieval and photos
Lowered to a boat or winched back up, then the media at the centre and the transfer home.
